Behind the Wheel | 2008 Smart Fortwo Passion.
Ready for Its Hollywood Close-Up?
By ERIC A. TAUB
IF Smart USA, distributor of the Smart microcar, could get every person
who shouted, whooped, ran into the street,
stopped traffic and corralled me for a chat to actually buy a Fortwo like
the one I drove around Los Angeles, Daimler’s
factory in France would have to run 24/7.
There is no great secret to the car’s appeal: the Smart Fortwo may be the
cutest and most unusual-looking production
vehicle to arrive in this country since BMW’s front-loading Isetta 300 of
the 1950s.
To see if the Smart was more than a fashion statement — the charm of its
shape and colors draws admirers as if it were
the latest gadget from Apple — I drove the company’s better-equipped model,
the Passion, for two weeks, scooting
around the San Fernando Valley suburbs and across the freeways to Venice,
Santa Monica and Beverly Hills.
Starting at US$14,235 (US$15,475 as tested), the Smart Passion came with
many features Americans have come to
expect: air-conditioning; power steering, windows and door locks; CD player;
front fog lights; and a huge moon roof.
For all the bells and whistles — it even comes with an electronic stability
system — cruise control was left off the list.
Perhaps Smart’s product planners didn’t think many drivers would take their
cars for extended freeway trips.
But I did. The 3-cylinder 1-liter engine had no problem getting up to speed,
joining the flow and cruising at 80 miles an
hour, the prevailing off-peak pace of Southern California freeways.
But once at speed, the engine thrashed and the car was buffeted by the wake
of passing tractor trailers, giving me pause
when I thought about taking one hand off the wheel. The experience was akin
to crossing the upper level of the
George Washington Bridge in a 1960s Volkswagen Beetle on a windy day.
Rounding curves on city streets, the body roll was pronounced, causing a
friend to reflexively grab the dash.
When accelerating, the dreadful 5-speed automated manual transmission shifts
awkwardly and slowly. It may be enough to
make you reach for the Dramamine: the engine temporarily slows as the car
is about to upshift, jerking the driver forward
and then back with each shift. Several times, my wife threatened to walk
home.
This may bring back fond memories of your first pathetic attempt to drive
a manual transmission car.
The solution — if you can time it right — is to lift your foot off the accelerator
when you think the transmission is about to shift,
something I was able to pull off about 50 percent of the time.
The air-conditioning was strong enough to cool the interior even during
a recent spate of 90-degree days.
But the fan was noisy and seemed to have a mind of its own, speeding up and
slowing down as the compressor kicked in.
In Europe, the Smart is a pint-sized solution to narrow, congested streets,
thimble-sized parking spaces and astronomical
gas prices. In Los Angeles, though, most city streets are as wide as Italian
autostradas, and parking spaces are defined by
meters and lines. Finding a space on the street is usually possible, even
if you are driving an S.U.V. in Beverly Hills on the
weekend.
While the car is teensy on the outside, the Smart’s generous headroom lets
you quickly forget that you’re in the smallest car
sold in the United States.
The interior has two supportive and attractive seats and a small shelf behind
them, and that’s it. A clock and a tachometer,
whimsically mounted like crustacean eyes on the fabric-covered dash, were
cute and easy to read.
The shelf is large enough to carry one standard suitcase and a carry-on
bag, but not much else. You can increase carrying
capacity by folding the passenger seat forward, though that requires pulling
a lever awkwardly placed between the seats.
My wife summed it up best: “This is a car for people without much of a life.”
In the mileage department, the Smart also failed to live up to expectations.
Even with its tiny engine, the two tankfuls of gas
consumed while I had the car worked out to readings of only 30 and 34 miles
a gallon.
That was less than the 36 m.p.g. E.P.A. rating for combined city/highway
driving, and certainly not “amazing” as Smart’s
press materials proclaim.
“That’s worse than my Honda,” a man yelled indignantly at me in a Santa
Monica parking lot. He expected the Smart to
do better, and so did everyone else I asked. In an informal survey of friends,
relatives, people who stopped me on the
street and even the U.P.S. deliveryman, the consensus was that a car this
size should go 50 to 60 miles on each gallon.
Learning that premium fuel is recommended was an added downer.
With its limited carrying capacity, seemingly mediocre fuel economy, erratic
handling and fitful acceleration, one question
that potential buyers in this part of the world should be asking is, what’s
the point?