A world gone stark staring raving mad!

By Dennis DesRosiers, president of DesRosiers Automotive Consultants Inc.
in Richmond Hill.


A Detroit Three Canadian auto worker arrives home early to find the spouse in bed with a paramour.

The worker goes back to work where the automaker files divorce papers for the worker and pays the legal cost
– or at least part of the legal cost.

Why are the Detroit Three paying for CAW members' divorces?

A world gone mad.

Car companies, finding it difficult to maintain vehicle sales, embrace subvented lease financing.
With leasing, you make or lose money depending on the ability to sell the vehicle when the lease expires.

So here we have dealerships struggling to sell a vehicle the first time, then embracing a finance product that
forces them to sell the same vehicle twice.

A world gone mad.

Scrappage programs are an effective way to get older vehicles off the road and to stimulate sales, so the federal
government launches a scrappage program that gives a consumer $300 to get rid of an older vehicle but they
don't get the $300 – instead they get a certificate to buy a bicycle.

And the feds wonder why the market is not responding?

A world gone mad.

Pension funds of the Detroit Three are underfunded by billions of dollars and governments may have to make
up the difference. But CAW members don't contribute to their pensions.

Why should governments have to bail out pension plans for workers who don't put into their own plans?

A world gone mad.

We have nearly identical vehicles for sale in both Canada and the U.S. About 60 per cent of Canadians bought
a fuel-efficient vehicle compared to 28 per cent of Americans who did the same – and this was with $4-per-gallon
gasoline south of the border for part of 2008.

Yet U.S. politicians claim car manufacturers do not have a fuel-efficient product mix. If this is true, then how the
heck did Canadians find these products to buy?

A world gone mad.

The Detroit Three, together with their suppliers, have collectively asked Canadian and U.S. governments for
more than $130 billion (Canadian) in financial assistance and, if the governments give them this money, they
promise to fire more than 100,000 workers.

Doesn't government usually provide financial assistance to create jobs?

A world gone mad.

In December, General Motors and Chrysler asked for $30 billion (U.S.) to help them through their financial problems.
By early February, this escalated to $60 billion (U.S.). How did they not know they would need more?

A world gone mad.

Consumers are being asked to spend an extra $3,000 to $5,000 for fuel-saving technologies that amount to
savings of only a few hundred dollars annually in most situations.

They may never recoup their investments but our government wants even more of these technologies to be
sold in the future.

A world gone mad.

Diesel vehicles are a proven technology to reduce greenhouse gases. Yet two years ago, North American governments
implemented Tier 2 emission standards that effectively prevent car manufacturers from selling diesel-fuelled vehicles.

A world gone mad.

Diesel fuel is cheaper to make than gasoline, yet diesel usually costs more at the pump.

A world gone mad.

CAW workers get 10 Special Paid Absence (SPA) days each year. Indeed, with SPA days, paid vacation and
paid holidays, a high-seniority worker gets as much as 10 weeks off with full pay.

A world gone mad.

The number of vehicles to driving age population in the U.S. is 101 per cent. In Canada, it is only 74 per cent. I believe
transportation needs here are being filled more than adequately with this lower level of ownership.
How is it that Americans need 101 per cent ownership?

A world gone mad.

Governments are overregulating the auto industry, costing original equipment manufacturers billions.
And then governments wonder why the industry needs billions to survive.

A world gone mad.

Governments view vehicles as worse than smoking and treat consumers accordingly (tax after tax after tax).
They then desperately try to save the 800,000 jobs directly tied to the sector in Canada when consumers heed
the message and buy and drive fewer vehicles.

A world gone mad.

Ford in the U.S. says it is in better shape than GM because its sales were only down 49.5 per cent and
GM's were down 53.1 per cent.

It's definitely a world gone completely mad.